Sunday, March 8, 2009

Alimentary, dear Watson

Chip is on the throne, answering his nature’s call, when he decides to call his Baba. “Baba” he says loudly. Baba ignores the calls a few times, but finally goes up to see what his spawn wants. “There is blood in my poo-poo.” Chip tells his Baba calmly. “What?? Blood? Where?” Baba peers down the pot, but his spawn has flushed all evidence of body function.
“Did you see blood in your poo-poo, Chip?” asks Baba.
“Umm, no.”
“Then how do you know there was blood in your poo-poo?”
“There was blood in my nose. I was digging it. There was blood in my snot. I ate it. The blood then went to my tummy and then it went to my poo-poo.”
“But you didn’t see it?”
“No. But it must have been there.”

12 comments:

Sujatha said...

Love the title! :) And poifect logic, if you ask me!

Mamma mia! Me a mamma? said...

Hahahaha! We parents are a strange lot, the gross things we find funny!

Suki said...

LMAO! Brilliant title, Dottie :)

Just Like That said...

LOL at Chip's logic! Makes perfect bloody sense. :-D

Anonymous said...

very logical. who told him about the digestive system? i am proud of my student.

Girl Next Door (gnd) said...

LOL!!
of course!! it's alimentary, elementary logic.
and who better than Chip to explain it to us ;)

rayshma said...

awesome logic!

Anonymous said...

too cute. First ladybugs, now snot. Is that an improvement or what ;)

Veena

Subhashree said...

ROFL. Agree with Mamma Mia :)

DotThoughts said...

Suj: lol

m4: I should have out in a disclaimer. dang.

Suki: Long time, no see! how have you been!

JLT: LOL

Anon: everybody, meet my mom. Hello, Aie. Yes, yes, it was you :)But will stop leaving comments anonymously? Please?

gnd: har har.

rayshma: :)

Veena: ROTFL. Now that you think this way. hmmm...

subha: lol

choxbox said...

kyaa logic hai!

Suki said...

I've been lurking, Dottie. Swamped with work, content writing and yaadayaada.
Blogging has nearly died - I'm SICK of the comp by the time I finish working!